Today is "Steak and BJ Day"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by a529612, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. "You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's."
  2. Such a holiday would be too non-inclusive: vegetarians are left out. Of either gender.
  3. Well a tofu steak should work well... and for the bj part... who wouldn't want that? :D
  4. I'm in!

    Or we can just go to Thailand, you can celebrate it everyday if you want and it's a lot cheaper!
  5. Ok, fine, you can eat a soy burger and some alfalfa sprouts off her rectus abdominus..

    I'm a meat-eater. And I mean that in every sense of the word. See, there are 2 types of men, guys who LIKE to eat the kitty and guys who ACT like they like to eat the kitty. I fall into catagory number 1.

    What's the speed of sex?

    68, because if you went any faster you'd have to turn around.

    I love high speeds.

  6. Plus a lifetime worth of STD memories. :D
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  8. JUST BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

    You're awesome!
  9. Bsulli


    I'm surprise that the Cattlemen's Association hasn't signed on as a sponsor!