Tips for pajama traders trading on their phone

At your age, you couldn't handle something like that.

 

Well, I can't complain. And it's definitely better than what I sent you on your birthday.

 

Which would be 3 AM for you, Alohans. Now, that would be a nightmare.

 

Yeah, but I wasn't referring to the metal thing in that picture. You better look again.

 

Schizo would give it the old college try! What’s the worse that can happen? I see no bad out comes.

 

Divorce, coronary, or in the best case.... ---> -$800.