Timothy Sykes Unveils New Type of Fund

Discussion in 'Events' started by TimothySykes, Nov 1, 2007.

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  1. he needs to change his name to timothy piker.
     
    #101     Nov 2, 2007
  2. Good idea, Timmaay. Today I shorted CROX for 6 pts. I exited near the low - guess I was lucky. My trade statement is pasted below as proof. Tomorrow I plan to...heck, I'll just let you know after the close.

    Account: stupididiot9999
    Trade: sell 1,000 shares of CROX
    Profit: $6,000
     
    #102     Nov 2, 2007

  3. That\'s awesome stu,

    I\'ll be happy to write a blurb for your upcoming book.

    You\'re gonna need at least two hundred blurbs though. Timmay had like 150. We gotta get the blurbs man..it\'s all about the blurbs.
     
    #103     Nov 2, 2007
  4. I don't want to give the impression that I "support" him in any way- I just think:

    A) Timmy has NOT been caught using aliases on ET. The evidence is inconclusive.

    B) There are far worse ET fish to fry than Sykes. LoZZZer, Volente_00, and a few other douchebags are the ones who deserve all your surplus hatred, far more than Timmy does IMO.
     
    #104     Nov 2, 2007
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  6. good lord son, you are no better than a tunnel hooker. except I would take the hooker instead of you...what can you possibly teach? seriously.
     
    #106     Nov 2, 2007
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    #107     Nov 2, 2007
  8. Here is the real "Nov 1st thing":


    Elite Trader, Information SuperHighway/by: hcour () November 1, 2007 -- Timothy Sykes stunned the ET community yesterday morning by opening a new thread about himself in the Announcements section of the popular internet trading forums. Rumors had been flying around for weeks that the young in-your-face publicity-juggernaut would be touting his latest entrepreneurial adventure come the first of the month. Always on the cutting-edge of self-promotion, Sykes went on to further shock the ET membership when he brazenly entitled the thread w/his own name and then, suprisingly, made the subject of the long post all about him, him, him.

    ET'er's could not be reached for comment.

    Timothy Sykes has appeared on tv almost as much as that puppy that Ellen Degeneres gave away and has made funny faces on the covers of numerous magazines that nobody has ever heard of.

    Copyright © 2007 The Dis-Associated Press. All rights reserved.
     
    #108     Nov 2, 2007
  9. EPrado

    EPrado

    Who asked you anyways.

























    Hope all is well.
     
    #109     Nov 2, 2007
  10. LOL

    I am voting for you to get your own show, BPG 360. I dig it.
     
    #110     Nov 2, 2007
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