time to bottom?

I would appreciate your input and opinion on the following:

It seems that for bear markets tied to large economic problems the time to bottom is around 2 years. Data mining with a sparse sample I know, but useful? I really don't know, just wondering since we are 1 year from the top.

Also could someone with historical insight add more:

1929-1932 2.5 years to bottom
2000-2003 ~2.5 years mild recession, historic bubble
1972-1974 2 years
1991-1992 not a bear market
1981-82 1.5 years
1987 not a recession
1956-1958 2 years
1953 not a bear market as far as I can tell
1969-70 ~1.3 years, but bear market only- no recession

 

I have a friend who is gay but says he will never bottom.

 

lol, the old 'I have a friend' bit

 

If I was gay I would come to your house right now and fuck you in the ass.

But Im not, Im going to your mothers!

 

If you were gay

lol- good one

 

well i guess youll be seeing me shortly then...