Time:Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once

1. An event occurs, observable from photons that leave it and
are captured by a human retina.

2. The event is is observed by a hypothetical infinite number of
people lined up -- or just a sufficiently large number of people.

3. The event is observed/perceived at imperceptively different
moments in time by each observer.

4. If the universe is infinite ( and if it isn't then what the heck is
it?) then every event that has ever occured or will occur will
never stop occuring for some hypothetical observer.

"Time is Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once"

Richard Feynman

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

Too funny!
May I borrow?

 

It's a Groucho Marx quote.