Tim Walz’s past DUI arrest for driving 96 mph in a 55 zone comes back to haunt VP pick

Atlantic · Sep 4, 2024

Tuxan said:
Take America Back?? Back to when? Another Pandemic?
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back to the middle ages.

newwurldmn · Sep 4, 2024

Atlantic said:
back to the middle ages.
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1860.

gwb-trading · Sep 5, 2024

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As outlined previously, Tim Walz and his family members never met these distant Trumpy relatives. The photo and claims are laughable.

You can certainly find some Trump relatives who definitely know him and have in-depth knowledge of his behavior who are telling you to not vote for him and to vote for Kamala.

Tim Walz's sister says they 'didn’t know' distant Trump-supporting Nebraska relatives
https://www.rawstory.com/nebraska-walzs-for-trump/

ipatent · Sep 5, 2024

gwb-trading said:
As outlined previously, Tim Walz and his family members never met these distant Trumpy relatives
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His brother was to first to disavow him.

gwb-trading · Sep 5, 2024

ipatent said:
His brother was to first to disavow him.
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Trump tries to use Walz's family against him, and fails hilariously
Trump and his supporters have been eager to weaponize the Democratic vice presidential nominee's family, but their efforts have amounted to complete duds.
https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/tim-walz-brother-trump-endorsement-rcna169786

Tuxan · Sep 5, 2024

ipatent said:
His brother was to first to disavow him.
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That was Trump's older brother, drank himself to death to escape.

Tim Walz's conservative brother didn't dig up the dirt that MAGA hoped he would

https://www.businessinsider.com/tim-walz-brother-jeff-conservative-trump-car-sickness-2024-9

ipatent · Sep 5, 2024

Republicans torch Walz admin for answer on how noncitizens made it onto state’s voter rolls

Tuxan · Sep 5, 2024

ipatent said:
Republicans torch Walz admin for answer on how noncitizens made it onto state’s voter rolls
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Torch for an answer?

Did you write that? Fox editors can usually speak English a little better.

gwb-trading · Sep 6, 2024

gwb-trading said:
Every heinous crime Tim Walz has been accused of (so far)
https://alpine6.com/2024/09/04/every-heinous-crime-tim-walz-has-been-accused-of-so-far/

MINNEAPOLIS – Ever since Vice President Kamala Harris selected Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz to be her running mate in the 2024 presidential election, GOP strategists have been digging deep to find any dirt they can on a person Donald Trump once condemned as being “an excellent guy.”

Trump’s vice-presidential candidate J.D. Vance has inaccurately accused Walz of stolen valor and republicans repeatedly criticize the 60-year-old politician for falsely claiming he and his wife conceived their daughter through in vitro fertilization (IVF) when they actually used intrauterine insemination (IUI), a distinction literally no man has ever cared about—until this moment.

So, with all of these explosive accusations against Walz’s service record and overall character, we’ve decided to compile some of the most heinous crimes Tim Walz has been accused of (so far).

Allegedly, Tim Walz clicks the tongs more than twice before grilling
Everyone knows you’re only supposed to click the tongs twice.

Tim Walz has been accused of witchcraft after “stealing” a child’s nose
This accusation stems back about a decade when Walz used his middle and pointer fingers to “steal” a child’s nose at a friend’s birthday party. The gesture was meant to be done in jest, but it appears the child legitimately thought he stole his nose.

While serving in the National Guard, Tim Walz refused to eat until his soldiers ate first
Apparently, Walz violated direct orders to “go eat chow” by refusing to eat … until all his lower enlisted soldiers ate first. While some of his fellow service members praised Walz for his “soldiers first” mentality, this behavior demonstrates a clear lack of respect for authority.

Tim Walz has allegedly exploded every fist bump he’s ever given
Walz has been seen on multiple occasions giving fist bumps to anyone who’s willing to reciprocate. However, his nonchalant behavior toward “exploding” the bump at its conclusion may indicate destructive behavior which could be detrimental to our nation, unless, of course, we want to be seen as a country that’s “cool” or “hip”.

Tim Walz supposedly measures three times before making a cut
Everyone knows the saying “measure twice and cut once”, but Tim Walz always makes sure to measure a third time. Why is that? Is he not secure enough with his masculinity to trust his measuring skills? Or does he pride himself in caution and diligence rather than hasty action?

Tim Walz purposely throws games so others have a chance to win
In the words of former Jets head coach Herm Edwards, “we play to win the game”. And a winning mentality is what we need in the White House. So, why does Tim Walz purposely lose games to small children and give them a chance to win? Is he willing to give Iran, Russia, or China the same handicap?

Tim Walz was accused of giving food away for free after a BBQ
It has been verified by multiple sources that Gov. Walz has, on several occasions, wrapped up excess food and given it to his guests as they leave his house after a barbeque, without charging them anything. Have you seen the cost of groceries lately? Where is he getting the money to basically throw away food like this? Does he have some kind of offshore account we don’t know about?

Tim Walz reenforces the “Big Lie” that the Tooth Fairy and Santa are real
Every God-fearing adult know that the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and other mythical creatures aren’t real (except God, of course). However, Tim Walz has perpetuated this “Big Lie” not only on his own children, but the children of Minnesota. How can we trust a man who so blatantly lies about things everyone knows isn’t true?

Tim Walz claims to be a father but doesn’t wear tube socks with his New Balance shoes
The former football coach and teacher has often been praised for his family values, but we have it on good authority that he does not wear tube socks while rocking a plain-white pair of New Balance shoes. This flagrant disregard for the dad-code makes us question whether or not he’s even a real dad (we love his kids though, they’re cool!).

Women have accused Tim Walz of being a better option than the bear
Earlier this summer, a viral TikTok enraged and confused alpha males around the country when women were asked if they would they rather come across a man or a bear while walking alone in the woods and a majority of women chose the bear. That is, of course, until Tim Walz came into the picture. Of the 1,000 women we surveyed, 999 chose Tim Walz. The only person to choose the other guy (not even the bear) over Walz was Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Tim Walz once ate a pizza with pineapple and didn’t hate it
Everyone who’s ever spent a day on social media knows you’re not supposed to like pineapple on pizza, no matter how delicious it actually is. However, we have it on good authority that Walz not only ordered pineapple on his pizza once, he actually enjoyed it.

Tim Walz antagonizes other men by behaving like the father they wish they had
Not every man had a positive father figure growing up. Some didn’t have any father figure growing up. With Tim Walz thrust into the national limelight, he’s showing men around the country what it looks like to have a positive male role model in your life and nobody asked for that.

While Tim Walz doesn’t have as many felonies as former President Donald J. Trump, this list of horrific crimes being unearthed doesn’t look good for the democratic VP candidate, or the country, which has become so used to pathological lying and mainstream disinformation. So, the question remains: will the Harris campaign ditch Walz for a more traditional running mate, or will they dig their heels in and hope the nation is prepared for a second-in-command who isn’t enriched by toxic masculinity and provides a positive role model for men everywhere?

(Note: Satire)
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Let's catch up with the latest Walz scandal.

Oh my God, he drinks milkshakes with a straw!

Walz used a straw for a milkshake. Fox News is absolutely right to attack his masculinity.
Straws, as all the bros banging plates around down at the gym will tell you, are the least-masculine way for a man to drink a vanilla ice cream shake.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...ity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/

newwurldmn · Sep 6, 2024

gwb-trading said:
Let's catch up with the latest Walz scandal.

Oh my God, he drinks milkshakes with a straw!

Walz used a straw for a milkshake. Fox News is absolutely right to attack his masculinity.
Straws, as all the bros banging plates around down at the gym will tell you, are the least-masculine way for a man to drink a vanilla ice cream shake.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...ity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
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weren’t the conservatives using straws to protest environmentalists a few years ago?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49090643.amp