Tim Sykes To Tattoo Your Name On His Back: has he gone too far??

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by marketsurfer, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. marketsurfer

    marketsurfer Vendor

    http://hedgefunnies.com/2007/10/23/tim-sykes-makes-a-startling-announcement

    <i>“…I am willing to tattoo my back with the names of every single buyer of my DVD/book combo. For those who aren’t familiar, I recently self-published my own book, An American Hedge Fund, which is going to go down as the best piece of financial literature of the 21st century. I’ve also recently released my trading DVD which gives all the secrets I used to make my millions! But apparently $297 is too much for all you sissies out there. I’m giving you an autographed copy of my book and a four-dvd trading tutorial! Well, it’s time that things change. If you buy my combination package within the next month I will tattoo your name to my back.”</i>
     
  2. wow...I think he's got the butter fingers now.
     
  3. marketsurfer

    marketsurfer Vendor

    the dude is OUT OF CONTROL.

    i liked the book, but this is tooo much!!

    surf:D
     
  4. As soon as I get this guy's address, I'm buying him the book and cd.

    People
    The award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The name he was given at birth, and which somehow fit on his passport was:

    (First and "middle" names)
    Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert
    Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy
    Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy
    Zeus

    (Last name)
    Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaf
    tschaferswesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschut
    zenvonangereifenduchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolf
    tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraums
    chiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefah
    rthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelshegeha
    btbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevanver
    standigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsicherfreunanleben
    slamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandere
    rintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum

    Senior
     
  5. only name he's going to have on his back is yours surf :D with a big love heart next to it
     
  6. marketsurfer

    marketsurfer Vendor


    sweet!

    surf:D
     
  7. spinoza

    spinoza

    Wow, I did not know that freak Sykes was that desperate...

    .....next he will be selling special "favors" at truck stops...
     
  8. marketsurfer

    marketsurfer Vendor


    totally messed up. i understand he will be using size 3 font--- will be able to fit 50k names plus--downright scary!!

    surf
     
  9. Enclosed is my check for $297 for DVD and free tatoo.

    Sincerely,

    Mike Hunt
     
  10. Coming next. Tshirts, and the sex video of a dirty sanchez in action.

     
    #10     Oct 23, 2007