I've never been to a golfing event, but I swear I can't wait to go if he comes back. I'll have blow up dolls, sound effects. I'll hide it as best i can, so I don't get bounced early, and pop junk out right before he takes a shot. Big purple dildo rollin around the course would be sweet. Nothin against the guy, I would have used my fame for some too. But it's just too funny to drop a pocket puss around a bunch of white shoes.