You've outed yourself as a blinkered, Libtard, brain-dead idiot. Thanks for letting me know so that I'll never waste another second of my life reading one of your posts... ON IGNORE!!
Scataphagos has posted 21 times today and it's only noon central time, holy shit Jesus. Somebody has a LOT of free time on their hands.
A man goes out golfing. He is on the second hole when He notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to Prove the frog wrong, puts the club Away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, he?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with Him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed The best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I Should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across The table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a Gorgeous girl. "And that is how the girl ended up in my room Elin. So help me God or my name is not Tiger Woods."
Have you looked at NQ today? With little exception, it has been like peeling pomegranates in a white suit.
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Finding Jesus? Yeah, that's what all blacks say they've done when they finally get caught doing something illegal or immoral. lol I'm actually surprised that we haven't see a battalion of Tiger "spiritual advisors" flood the airwaves, preaching how much good he's done for everyone. There have been some stories about how black women are enraged at Tiger, because all the women he's been screwing are white. I'll actually give Tiger some credit on that, because if I were black, I would only get with white women too.