Tiger baloney speech

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by r-in, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. His speech was on Bloomberg TV… I actually had a hard time believing that they were going to stop everything for his apology.

    It went something like this… “Hey guys I’m sorry I let all of you down because I had all that sex. I'm especially sorry to my wife and children! I understand that you’re all disappointed in me and I’m going to work on not having so much sex in the future. Also Elin didn’t beat me up, we’ve never had any abuse in our marriage! Oh, and stop taking pictures of my family! Again, sorry for all the sex!”

    It was by far one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. Anyone who hires him again as a spokesperson/model etc… deserves to lose money.
     
    #11     Feb 19, 2010
  2. Look at the size of business related to Tiger Woods and golf. I am not surprised that Bloomberg, CNBC, and other business news outlook carried the Tiger press conference. This is primarily a business event representing over a $1B+ price tag.

    I actually believe that he did a good job in his presentation. From a business perspective his speech was a good starting point for moving forward and re-engaging the business community.
     
    #12     Feb 19, 2010
  3. The guy looked tense as hell, not the Tiger we've come to know, but then who wouldn't be tense in a similar situation?
    Tigers problem was listening to what was probably some asshole advising him on his career. I can hear it now, you need to get married Tiger, have a couple kids, it'll be good for your image. What Tiger should have been doing, and still doing, was showing up Sunday mornings with a couple hotties on each arm sayin', I been kickin' it with these bitches all night and I'll still beat these mo'fo's by 5 strokes.:eek:
     
    #13     Feb 19, 2010
  4. Tiger's management team and advisors really turned what could have been salvageable within a week of the car accident to a complete public relations disaster. Honestly, 3 months without one public appearance while the tabloids ran wild was a terrible strategy.

    Today's speech would have been far better had he dedicated a few days to rehearsing it without the need to constantly read from the notes. I also felt it was strained and uncomfortable. More than anything though, it just seemed too little too late. The damage is done and I think it is somewhat irreversible.
     
    #14     Feb 19, 2010
  5. Illum

    Illum

    Interesting news, but I thought the news on tiger last week was funnier. Him and a used up porn star using abortions as birth control. Interesting story.
     
    #15     Feb 19, 2010



  6. That make no sense. Her job is to have sex. So she is professional and her job is to not be pregnant and not contract disease.
    So now she is pregnant, then have the abortion?
    Why tell people that? Maybe she just want to make more money on the story she can tell.
     
    #16     Feb 19, 2010
  7. Arnie

    Arnie

    So true. Makes one wonder if Tim Kaine is on his PR team. :p
     
    #17     Feb 20, 2010
  8. Saw this and agree this is what he should have said:
    To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

    To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

    To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

    To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

    That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
     
    #18     Mar 6, 2010
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    #19     Mar 14, 2010