Thus began the era of the Capitalist-in-Chief

Book deals are just money laundering.

 

No they are book deals. Why is it so hard to believe?

 

I was told it was artful dealing by cultists?

 

Exactly. That right there is my RDA of irony.

 

Could just be a cardboard cutout. It’s hard to distinguish between the two.

 

Because he, just like his Dear Leader, doesn’t read?

 

When asked what books he’s reading, he always answers with “War and Peace.”

Either he’s read this book 100x, or he’s a really slow reader, he thinks saying that book makes him look smart, or it’s the only
Book title he knows of.

 

Of course he doesn’t read. His own ghost writer said he can’t remain focused for more than a moment at a time, as did several of the people who associated with him. War and Peace? Pfft. I’m surprised he can accurately recite the title from beginning to end without straying down some rabbit hole.

That’s why he can’t let go of Twitter. It was made for him; that’s as War and Peace as he gets.

 

He might have called it “War in Peace”