Stoney, if urine was such a great cleaner, how is it possible to get , for example, a urine stained toga? Aspects of this were covered, in Tony Robinson's fantastic series, "Worst jobs in history", where wool cleaners stomped around in a vat of villagers pee, with a few wool fleeces obviously, stripping the lanolin, "de-greasing" the wool. I dont recall if it was the uric acid, or ammonia that did the trick, but it was aged for a while. Now, that is one screwed up job. I'm not saying, I don't buy that number ones have powerfull cleaning agents within them, im saying i WOULDN'T buy it-I dont know that anyone else would, either, when you consider how popular cotton became, so quickly. Imagine, nobility, royalty wearing the finest woollen garments at the time.......every lackey, every wag, would say "sure, he thinks he's king shit-but we all peed on his coat, hardy hardy harrr..so, how's the assasination plot coming along?" or something like that. It would be so difficult to market....what would you call it, "Stain-Piss off!" or something. We already have civet-poop coffee, recycled water proposals, you name it, but recycling can go too far, imo. Naturally, im going to say, well i dont think it could work-do you have a number 2 option?
my wife asked me to make the hamburgers and we didn't have an onion so she half chopped up some shallots and then I finished the job one two and I cut off the tip of my finger. damn if she hadn't bought this new japanese knife " ginko " I think it's called... if there are any stoners out there PLEASE DON'T USE THIS KNIFE jeez i just sort of wacked at my finger and the front fell off and went down the drain. damn there goes any hope of transplant. ok so I wrap in a paper towel and beg her to get up and get a bandaid and she goes into this long rant about how she doesn't feel sorry for me because I do these things on purpose as a way to get back for being asked to do something.... a little too close to home those words and she's only half right, the careless attitude and clashing of pots of course is a shout out to be heard but the cutting off the finger certainly a misstep... anyway she won't get me a band aid and then when she does it's a little itty bitty dora the explorer band aid.... and that I have to wrap my stub with and then some blue tape in a crazy looking way and the drive home... i had noticed the day earlier that the pharmacy closed at 1:00 on Saturday... we are a little to removed for these medical surprises and so today's thought of the day is have a first aid kit where you live and play. ~ stoney
Oh and yes, when she wasn't looking, I used some of my own urine to clean the kitchen floor. . Worked fantastic on all the blood-then for the smell I took some of her expensive perfume and shot it about... I like your idea Ac, "Piss-Off" very much...but I'm probably going with "Mr. P's All Purpose Cleaning Fluid " I envision a Mr Clean type figure dressed in a yellow stained outfit~ stoney
LOL stoney!!!! You are slaying me man ..... Reminds me of a day I had last week only I got a hello kitty band aid
TFTD; If the objective of a "finishing school" is to make young ladies more refined, why dont they just call it a "refinery"?
Ac, when the man " finishes " I hate to say it because it's fun but... I don't think the young lady is more refined after that! Especially head shots! ~stoney
I hope your referring to "money" shots, as they are more commonly known in the business. In that case, well, I disagree-refinement, quality has a lot to do with things, ultimately. I hate to admit, i love this show, for example- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladette_To_Lady I notice, free to air in oz, we just started the second series-but i'll get to that later. Hilarious, no way these broads were going to realistically be ladies, come on. There was a quote form a cultured, caring father, along these lines- "My god, her accent is so south london, it could crush glass." To be fair, in the original series, i found a particular beer guzzling, leather wearing alcoholic slutty wench to be so attractive to me, i watched the rest of the series. I thought she was hot. Regardless, the look on the faces of the "ladies" running this clown factory were priceless by themselves, the "morals instructor"........bwahahahaha, hoo-eee, wanna know what someone looks like after eating a bag of lemons? Pricelless. Now, back to free -to -air detractors-just watched oceans 12. Yes, it came out years ago. But did any pay tv guys, get a refund on their subscription, for this garbage? I think not. Get a refund on your ticket? Doubtfull. This movie stank large, it was going well for a while to........guess they had to wrap it up early, no doubt, Bruce Willis utterly pointless cameo has been panned before, the ridiculous contrivance of julia roberts playing julia roberts, badly, matT damon stinking it up big for such a bad movie, and............... Last minute "oh, the real loot was here, this bullshit movie was put together by the studios, we need to make a frenchman look bad, so, there you go, thats the movie." Stank large, dreadfull pap. Bloody awfull, cringeworthy. So, what to pay TV subscribers do, when they get fed crap like this? That, is the TFTD.
Ac, Thanks for the heads up on the Ladettes program , I'm going to watch some you tube clips later. In the meantime: I like my women on the trashy side. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QzwWtLdtbgE&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QzwWtLdtbgE&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
I'm fired up for SPEED RACER & IRON MAN!!!! How pathetic have movies gotten? Well I've just had a big meeting with potential investors and I feel really bad. It didn't go well at all. I feel bad mostly for Hank my angel in this moral tail of entrepreneurship. Bunch of smart ass hedge fund types, young kids... " let me get this right " the fat one says " your going to clean this office-- with your piss? " He didn't say it in a nice way; it doesn't read as bad on paper, he was real condescending. Don't forget the hours put into this endeavor already... the mixing and the adding of my wife's high end perfume. My prototype contained a lot of goodness... I also ate a lot of asparagus because that changes the smell a lot, it's just that perhaps that smell might be even worse... well anyway I took my vial out and began shaking it around their office... and all these big powerful traders they just ran away like fradey cats... I mean I was left alone in that office with Hank... It was a dreadful experience... I'm probably only going to do this straight to infomercial... I don't like the face to face, I'm the inventor for god's sake... Well just to be nice I cleaned up their whole office-- big place, did the windows and everything-- and left and now there's some message on my machine about Louie the someone and some original fabric ruined, I mean who has a chair that old at a hedge fund?... " Founders Chair " how stupid, I don't care if it was handed down for generations... it's clean as a whistle now... just I guess I shouldn't of done the wood, but I wanted everything to sparkle in that office so they would know what a big mistake they made.... Well keep your eye peeled to the home shopping network Ac, I assume you get that out there in the bush. Yea Ocean's 12 was bad on a whole new level I actually needed counseling after that movie those actors just so mailed it in; I harbored some ill feelings towards the cast that had to be ironed out with the authorities.... YOU CAN'T PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON THE TRUTH! That movie, those actors it was an affront to the art of cinema and perhaps the worst movie ever made.... That tv show sounds good but with those type of chicks come those bloody accents... it's like Girls Behaving Badly it's funny but those low class accents they drive me up the wall, can't understand a thing those gals say and it's even worse when you go up the socia ladder in Britain-- those Monty Python folks-- that's funny stuff you can tell , but again very hard to understand... I was a big Benny Hill fan, you don't need a good set of ears for that show, it's funny straight out and great masturbation material for a young lad... did I just say that? Must be tax day. Adios. ~ stoney
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.