Thought for the day............

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by acronym, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. One thought:
    With the growth of globalization, and racial/national integration in society, does anyone still not hoover over the top of public toilets when the overwhelming need to do business strikes?

    Is it still acceptable to make skin to seat contact on a public toilet?

    I say better safe than sorry, and hoover.
     
    #111     Jul 9, 2007
  2. Daxtrader

    Daxtrader

    wtf is hoover? don't they make vacuums? you want to vacuum the top of a toilet first?
     
    #112     Jul 9, 2007
  3. Maybe he means "hover" like in a hover craft. Hover over the
    toilet like a hover craft...:p
     
    #113     Jul 9, 2007
  4. Daxtrader

    Daxtrader

    lol why not use the paper covers that are provided these days in most public places? Just take like 4 or 5 layers if you're really paranoid.
     
    #114     Jul 9, 2007
  5. The problem with the layer or layers of paper product is that it offers little protection against the sword carrying, stealth ninja bacteria.

    Depending on the neighborhood you might be in at a given time, you can often see foot prints on ether side of the top of the seat.

    I'm just saying that different cultures have different practices' when it comes to potty behavior.


    version77, thanks for catching my spelling error. I did mean "hover" as in no skin contact.

     
    #115     Jul 9, 2007
  6. Good thread. I am enjoying it immensely. :)

    I propose a question..

    Why is it that a lot of mammals can somewhat defend themselves shortly after birth but yet us humans, who are so intelligent, are practically helpless for at least 8 years? What will evolution do to fix this or at least cut down on the dependency period?
     
    #116     Jul 9, 2007
  7. I am now in the process of inventing the first HoverCraft Toilet System.

    You will float in air as you dump yesterdays's burrito's...:p

    No need for layers of microscopic thin paper to defend you.
     
    #117     Jul 9, 2007
  8. These are the formative years where we as humans learn how to manipulate. Waaaa, I'm hungry... Waaaa, I shit myself.....so on and so forth.
     
    #118     Jul 9, 2007
  9. Very good point. What if we never learn manipulation because everytime we cry about something our parents bitchslap us? Does that just set us up for an obedient life?
     
    #119     Jul 10, 2007
  10. "What if we never learn manipulation because everytime we cry about something our parents bitchslap us? Does that just set us up for an obedient life?"

    Assuming they make it past the age two, they become known as inmates.
     
    #120     Jul 10, 2007