Thanks, i thought i was channelling eminem for a second there, but i recovered. What does it take to get a laugh around here, geesh Tough crowd Well, i saw this, and - i think it count's as a thought for the day, generally speaking. More or less. Give or take. Mostly. For the most part. Overall. To a degree. More or less. Somewhat. I approve this massage 7 kinds of sex; The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until . you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long.... When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.
You must be on some bad drugs dude. Get off em' quick before you lose what brain cells you have left. BTW... This thread is one of the lamest threads on ET. A journal of your brain going haywire... LOL...
Oh, I forgot to say bye sucker. And stuff your Gold where the sun don't shine. Unless you still have that pickle up there... LOL...
"A journal of your brain going haywire... LOL..." You know what they say, a Zebra never changes its spots. So if your brain is haywire I guess ones writings might be haywire. For now though, I must... I must... google haywire jokes. It's the OCD or the ADHD or ya know, any day is a good day with the right meds then again, no meds is okay too, this is based on 4 out of 5 voices in my head, yo yo yo Houston we have lift off. *poof* I'm outta here.... Happy Fathers day all.
What, lamer than "clinton caused 9/11"? I dont think so. Man, your trolling is so bad it's making baby jesus cry. Its not my fault, you dont have better material.............
What for? Im so damn good i poop gold. Geez, what a hater. Still, that pretty much the response i got when i reco'd google at listing...their's just no pleasing some people.
"Gee Wally... acronym sure got mad at V77 for starting that thread didn't he?" "Maybe he just loves President Clinton and it hurt his feelings Beev"... "Oh, I see.. You would of thought he was going to rupture an artery in his head Wally!" "Yes, Beev. Acronym is apparently retired and he is pretty old." "We have to be real, real careful with him or he might have a stroke" "Okay Wally. We will be nice to old Mr. Acronym"...
Here is a thought for Nice Mr. Acronym's thread by Jack Handey: "Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it."