Those seeds

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by dealmaker, Aug 3, 2020.

  1. Trader Curt

    Trader Curt

    I got a packet in the mail last week and decided to plant 1 of the seeds to see what would happen, and then this started growing.

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    It's gotten pretty big now, and almost time to transport it into a new pot. Wait, why is the plants leaf pulling on my arm??? OH GOD! HELP!!!! IT"S PULLING ME!!!!! HELP!!!! OH GOD NO! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
     
    #11     Aug 3, 2020
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  2. Peter8519

    Peter8519

    #12     Aug 3, 2020
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  3. wrbtrader

    wrbtrader

    You're too big.

    The ones you should be worry about are infants crawling around those plants or small toddlers. :D

    wrbtrader
     
    #13     Aug 4, 2020
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  4. Zithiel89

    Zithiel89

    Residents of at least 22 U.S. states recently received packages containing seeds of various plants, with people claiming to have ordered nothing. The country's Department of Agriculture has urged recipients of such packages not to plant the seeds under any circumstances to protect the ecosystem from pests and weeds.
    In most cases, China was identified as the sender country.
    July 31, the agency said the parcels were safe and no parasites were found in them. However, residents were still advised to contact the authorities after receiving each strange postal shipment.
    Specialists found out that the parcels came from people who had recently ordered some goods online. Presumably, this is a mail scam.
    The publication of Business Insider wrote on August 1 that the seeds of mint, lavender, rose, hibiscus, sage and other herbs are used in fraud schemes so-called brushes, which create the appearance of popularity of their company. The scammers hire fake senders who calculate consumers from databases and send them absolutely unnecessary and cheap goods. The huge volume of deliveries is displayed in web services, which helps to increase the seller's rating and the ability to search his company on the Internet.
    Chinese authorities have asked the U.S. Postal Service to send the labels of the shipping firms to China for investigation.
    Honestly, this story gives me the creeps o_O
     
    #14     Aug 5, 2020
  5. piezoe

    piezoe

    They are obviously seeds from a distant planet desiring to take over the earth and turn it into a giant, socialist, nudist theme park. There can be no question that this is what will happen to the Earth if these seeds are planted. Whatever you do, DO NOT PLANT THEM. Dispose of them by burning them under a full moon. (Wear gloves when you handle them and burn the gloves as well!)
     
    #15     Aug 5, 2020
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  6. Big AAPL

    Big AAPL

    That was great
     
    #16     Aug 5, 2020