This thread contains the best Quant Humor of All Time.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bwolinsky, Mar 27, 2010.

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  1. Would you like to know what a Porn Star and a Quant have in common?

    Their job descriptions require that they do it with models everyday.

    This was inspired by my Economics Group at Centre College with the original innuendo:

    Economists do it with models.

    Graphically, it was a demand shift or supply shift. Either way, I like this way better.

  2. Wow. You're a real tool BoWo.

    Since you asked in a prior thread what it meant when people call you a tool, let me share some definitions (courtesy of that people probably have in mind when they apply this word to you:

    1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.

    2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!

    3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.

    4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.

    5.) That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

    I checked out the systems you run on those websites. Ouch! Looks like BoWo pairs trading might NOT be the newest revolution in finance after all? Maybe?

    Keep your chin up. That way people cannot see the Cheetos stains on your chin!


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  4. 10 minutes after that photo, there was a daisy chain out the door.
  5. RemoveBeau Wolinsky The Best Wall Art Backdrop Music Image I could find. This song conjured amazing intellectual feats for me. Including doing 500+ items in 1 day during Tax Season. I must have listened at least 2 dozen times to it in a 10 hour shift. Out of all the songs I like from Tool, I think the one that says the most about me for sharing is Triad.Tool - Triad

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    "Triad" by Tool off of the album "Lateralus"
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    Phil Matrisotto The art was great at their live concert too!
    6 hours ago · Beau Wolinsky I'm a total tool. I'm so much of a tool, I post godly pictures from tool for you to listen to I'm such a tool.
    6 hours ago · Beau Wolinsky Yeah, I'm totally tooly playing that Live Concert Triad. That might be something for any drummer or rock star to aspire to.

    You guys have no idea what it means to be a tool. I'm the biggest tool there can ever be at this point in my career. That and maybe there isn't a single financial merc that might want unlimited flexibility.

    When you see their live in concert video, then think about whether to pop off.

    I'd never tell anybody I wasn't a tool. Everybody who works to produce something he doesn't actually consume is a tool. You are a tool in the typical way I can say to someone, that if you use me rather than that tool over there at least you won't have to worry about being a superficial tri-quad decimal like polar opposite vector coordinate that wraps so far around your brain that I can blow your mind up from here.

    Is that the kind of tool you mean? Definitely. I'm a tool. You got me.

    You guys'll just die at the last part:

  6. If Economists do it with models, Financial Economists do it with better models, and Financial Scientists work with models that are so satisfying that they only do it with the best of the best of the hottest models.



    The image below totally makes the thread, and is precisely the point I was trying to make.

    I don't have $5 million, $50 million, or $500 million, but I sure as hell can tell you what the fuck would be up and what I'd do with it if I did have it.
  7. Please do tell because we all give such a shit!:p ASSHOLE

    I tried to be nice in reply to you pm about me being a You must just be pissed at the world huh? IT"S CALLED A JOKE, you know HAHAHA.... or are only your jokes suppose to be funny?:p :p

  8. If I was next to you, I would strike a lighter, and say with it up to my face, "DUDE!" No, it's cool, dog. You were just my play tool. Ha! Dam, man. You're not the only that I've mind fucked in the last few weeks, belie that. It's nothing personal. I do think it's funny, man. I think it's you that's inexperienced at that response. A Tactical Psionic Nuke could be summoned, so try to play along with it, or for anyone. If you keep going with the stereotype, it's amazing how hilarious people think they are.

    I hope my newest old college buddies from facebook don't mind that I took their joke and ran with it.

    It was funny, man. Seriously, what made you think I didn't like it? It is the epitome of how I felt at the time, too. It's that hilarious, but as to me being myself, I certainly am. I've never copied anyone. That's the only issue I was upset with. I may be a tool, but I'm a unique tool.
  9. lol:D :D

  10. Yeah, IT'S THAT FUNNY! HIGH-FIVE! OH, SHIT! I hope my economics people don't get pissed.

    This is a great time to bring up being a part of the Motherfuckin' Space Olympics:
    #10     Mar 31, 2010
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