this selloff is RACIST!!

He wants to be sworn in with the Koran, not the Bible. :eek:

 

So sturdy that if they sneeze while you are impaled, they can break it off

 

Wrong. This is the new national theme song

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LOL!

Very good - that's the sort of funny thing I usually come out with.

Well done you.