This market makes me 'hard'

Yes, I know it is hard to believe but I get a serious boner ever time I am about to place an order. That larger the order size the bigger the boner... any ideas?

 

Maybe your penis is a leading indicator for the market.

 

The bigger question is, why are you holding a magnifying glass while you are trading?

 

Rub one out and get back to work!

 

LMAO! Great responses!

 

If that's the case, let us know when it "points down" will ya?

Of course if you're a younger guy this could be a long lasting bull.

If you're an older guy, look out below.