http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70 I do not understand what makes women tick. A grown woman reduced to tears and emotionally triggered by a rare monkey?
In my eyes, it seems even stranger that a grown man watches ELLEN........ But if you are really worried about being single, the first thing i would suggest is changing the channell off of ELLEN anytime you bring a date to your house.
Dude - get a handle. Check out the Marriage thread and review the "Hot vs. Crazy" video. That will give you a clue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4&feature=relmfu Also cat lovers that cry if they can't hug them? I didn't hear about that on Ellen's show, and my God I don't watch Ellen... my point was about Kirsten Bell!
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t5jw3T3Jy70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Is there a topless version of this video? Preferably without audio.
Chocolate and money mostly. In fact this year I'm getting my wife what every woman wants for valentines day. A chocolate penis that ejaculates money. A warning flag of being very high maintenance.