This is why I'm single

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by masterm1ne, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. In my eyes, it seems even stranger that a grown man watches ELLEN........

    But if you are really worried about being single, the first thing i would suggest is changing the channell off of ELLEN anytime you bring a date to your house. :D

  2. Dude - get a handle. Check out the Marriage thread and review the "Hot vs. Crazy" video. That will give you a clue.
  4. Lucrum


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    Is there a topless version of this video?

    Preferably without audio.
  5. Lucrum


    Chocolate and money mostly. In fact this year I'm getting my wife what every woman wants for valentines day. A chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
    A warning flag of being very high maintenance.