This is why I'm single

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by masterm1ne, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. In my eyes, it seems even stranger that a grown man watches ELLEN........

    But if you are really worried about being single, the first thing i would suggest is changing the channell off of ELLEN anytime you bring a date to your house. :D


     
  2. Dude - get a handle. Check out the Marriage thread and review the "Hot vs. Crazy" video. That will give you a clue.
     
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  4. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t5jw3T3Jy70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>





    Is there a topless version of this video?

    Preferably without audio.
     
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Chocolate and money mostly. In fact this year I'm getting my wife what every woman wants for valentines day. A chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
    A warning flag of being very high maintenance.