This is what scares me at night

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/u-first-lady-obama-speaks-during-kids-inaugural-photo-011518881.html

 

I remember my first sexual experience being quite scary.

Because it was dark and I was alone.

 

What is that anyway, an orangutang?

 

I guess these type of threads eases the pain of 4 MORE YEARS !!! LOL !!!

 

NOTHING but his untimely death will accomplish that kid.

 

Obama will probably outlive you son so sadly you wont get to see it

 

The definition of 'regression.'

 

There is that possibility. You always call your elders "son"?
It's a little stupid if you think about it.

 

Women scare you! Maybe you should dip into a Tom of Finland photo book or a muscle mag before bedtime.

 

THAT was a woman?