This is the only house I can find around here for $200,000

Oh please. 125k max. Geez. 150k if those beer cases are full.

 

You'll be able to flip it for 300k in a few months.

 

nice

 

I see trading have been good to you.

 

You a hero michael congrats.

 

you can borrow 2 million against it and call yourself Blackstone

 

you mean scott & brown associates? brown being the color of the boxes

 

There is a whole neighborhood nearby full of such houses like this and I hear that there were a lot of subprime loans taken out on them. Some of the Bear Stearns hedge funds are full of them.

 

I bet you could get a nice BBBJ in there!