This is the best time 2 buy ever

Discussion in 'Trading' started by stock_trad3r, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. pdwst33

    pdwst33

    Don't worry...the New World Order and the Creators will start buying at any second.
     
    #91     Aug 15, 2007
  2. S2007S

    S2007S

    Did I not say wait for the dow to dip below 13k. If anymore sub prime issues become a major concern, if another hedge fund needs to be bailed out or a homebuilder files for chapter 11 expect FEB/MAR 2007 lows within the next month.
     
    #92     Aug 15, 2007
  3. A Seinfeld short, featuring Stock_trad3r:

    (buzz at the door)

    Jerry (pushing the intercom button): Who is it?

    StockTrad3r: Its me Jerry (he says in a depressed tone)

    Jerry: Come on up

    (Jerry opens the fridge to take a look, front door opens)

    StockTrad3r (shoulders hunched over): I dont get it Jerry, I just dont understand how this could have happened.

    Jerry: You know Stockie, the way I see it, the market is supposed to go...up when "its the best time 2 buy ever", not down.

    StockTrad3r: Yeh, yeh

    Jerry: Perhaps if this were the bizzaro world, you'd be right. Up is down, down is up....

    StockTrad3r: I'm a wreck Jerry, I cant sleep, I cant eat, I feel as inadequate as ever!

    Jerry: So what are you going to do?

    StockTrad3r: Oh god Jerry, I'm broke. I have no other choice.....I'm moving back to Queens (he says with his head down, rubbing his bald spot).

    Jerry: Back with your parents? Has it been that bad for you?

    StockTrad3r: I can just picture it now, my mom scolding me with that horrible voice "why couldnt you be more like Lloyd Braun".....

    (Jerry chuckles)

    I think I'm going to be sick (StockTrad3r says as he runs for the bathroom)

    Jerry: Yeah, that seems about right.
     
    #93     Aug 15, 2007
  4. :D

    Serenity now!!! Serenity now!!!
    :D
     
    #94     Aug 15, 2007
  5. Serenity now........insanity later :D
     
    #95     Aug 15, 2007

  6. ROTFLMAO!!
     
    #96     Aug 15, 2007
  7. LOL :D

     
    #97     Aug 15, 2007
  8. MattF

    MattF

    definitely turning into one of the best threads of the year...
     
    #98     Aug 15, 2007
  9. lol. This guy couldn't predict 6 o'clock at half past five. Awful 'trader' lol!
     
    #99     Aug 15, 2007
  10. hahahahah :)
     
    #100     Aug 16, 2007