I'll short Larry, Bill, and Maevis. Having a great day today, went short Robert last week and he had a heart attack today due to the weekend festivities! Unfortunately he is still breathing in the ICU but his "stock" is waaaay down on the news. Sweet! Since Mark took out his policy he has gained 100lbs so I wanted to add to that short but it looks like a crowded trade at this point and the WSJ is reporting that the insurance company is coming out with news that they will be offering him a gastric bypass for free which would result in a massive short squeeze. I have heard that a hedge fund has hooked him up with free smokes and all the pizza he can eat so we may yet get lucky on the trade, and there is hope especially with the stress and overindulgence of Thanksgiving coming up, ERs get packed and the shorts ring the register Sick is right