Bullshit market more like. Of course I could be missing something - Tier 1 Wall St Investment Banks going tits, UK High Street Banks begging the Government nee taxpayer for money, Hedge Funds capitulating, Interbank lending still at a virtual standstill, retailers slashing prices before they go bust, rising fuel and food costs and 60,000 jobs expected to go in the City. Hooray - of course it's a bull market how silly of us to think otherwise! Bloody marvellous.
The OP was pretty obviously being facetious... what the hell is wrong with all of you? Or did the joke go over your heads?