He may be good, but who called the surge up this morning. Thats right, it was me. Thats why I bought the first 5 min candle on the break of yesterday's high. 7 minutes later I took a 1.5 point loss. But thats OK, I knew we were going higher. Never mind the fact that I didn't buy the 9:55 Bullish candle or the Break of the days high. I may be $160 in the hole today, but I called this up move. I am the S&P master. Alright, I feel better now.
I'm LOVIN IT!!! That was hilarious "Fan-27" Keep us posted about the NEXT big trade, just like James Stock. Thanks again, it brought a big smile to my face!
I love the Onion... the first time I read it (gulp, about 10 years ago) I just laughed and laughed. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Here is a link to my favorite H-dog story: http://www.theonion.com/onion3307/employee_of_month_3307.html
Why would you (in a right mind) call yourself THE ONION> What a dork. He should call himself The A$$H@LE. Either way, anything for a good laugh. Maybe CNBC should hire him t o make a Beavis and Butthead type investment show. I think we can find someone here (will not say names..) to play opposite of him. I can see it now "Like I think the market might move tomorrow,... I'm going to buy like 5million shares of Mcdonalds....Then I'm going to buy Qualcom because it just has to go to $500 a share, I've got a feeling.."Yeah, Yeahh...Uhhhuhhhh.