Think corporate service matters? Think again.

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If America defaults, its a done deal. Traders, trade away, but get ur passports ready, just in case.

 

You'd think that if they were making SO MUCH money that they would at least get a newer, smaller cellphone instead of one from 1990?

(or the Brits used better stock images)