The October rally is a yearly seasonal pattern that tends to happen most years, not just election years.
This thread is a funny reminder to never make cocksure predictions about future market action. Always hedge your predictions. The OP started this thread right at the bottom of the last sell off
The V's come with the release of new AI models. New releases of AI models are the iPhones of the previous market regime. The Fed don't matter. The bureacrats don't matter. The technocrats are in charge.