Who put some beer, and some eggs, in a bucket. The beer did ferment, and the eggs did foment, the chickens were wild, and truculent. "I have alcoholic chickens!!" he yelled to his cat mittens, With a wild look in his eye, "This beer is awful!!" he cried, as he lay down to lie, while mittens, thought the chickens, quite succulent. He awoke with a start, and an uproarious fart, to find the chickens, and mittens, quite truant. ---- I could write a better rhyme, with a little more time, but sometimes you have to say f***it. The end.