TheLIGHTERSIDE...30 YEARS DIFFERENCE

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by RockTheLurker, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. 1972: Long hair
    2002: Longing for hair

    1972: The perfect high
    2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund

    1972: KEG
    2002: EKG

    1972: Acid rock
    2002: Acid reflux

    1972: Moving to California because it's cool
    2002: Moving to California because it's warm

    1972: Growing pot
    2002: Growing pot belly

    1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
    2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    1972: Seeds and stems
    2002: Roughage

    1972: Killer weed
    2002: Weed killer

    1972: Hoping for a BMW
    2002: Hoping for a BM

    1972: The Grateful Dead
    2002: Dr. Kevorkian

    1972: Going to a new, hip joint
    2002: Receiving a new hip joint

    1972: Rolling Stones
    2002: Kidney Stones

    1972: Being called into the principal's office
    2002: Calling the principal's office

    1972: Screw the system
    2002: Upgrade the system

    1972: Disco
    2002: Costco

    1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
    2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1972: Passing the drivers' test
    2002: Passing the vision test

    1972: Whatever
    2002: Depends

    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
    change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin
    puts
    together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of
    this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
    born in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle
    blowing
    up.

    Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

    Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

    The CD was introduced the year they were born.

    They have always had an answering machine.

    They have always had cable.

    They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

    Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

    Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

    They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

    They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

    They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

    They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel",
    or "de plane Boss, de plane".

    They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

    McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

    They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

    Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your
    life.


    ...as always,

    GoodInvesting, Rocky