The Zen of Wally

Frederick Foresight · Mar 29, 2017

Another chapter in the Zen of Wally:

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OddTrader · Apr 13, 2017

OddTrader said:
" Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left! "
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http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/193/A-Linguistics-Professor-Is-Lecturing-His-Class

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day.

"In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."
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OddTrader · Apr 13, 2017

Son: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."

Mom: Stares at Dad.

Dad: Clenches fist.

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: Sweats Profusely.

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD."

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/200/Mom-Dad-I-m-Gay
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OddTrader · Apr 13, 2017

"In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed." So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit.

"How many read Mark chapter 17 like I said last week?" Everyone raised their hand. The pastor says "and it's a great chapter, amen??" There are shouts of "amen!" from the congregation. Then the pastor smirks.

"Well, Mark only has 16 chapters. I will now begin my sermon on the terrible sin of lying."

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/funny-jokes/203/A-Pastor-Is-Finishing-Up-His-Sermon-On-Sunday-Morning-
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