What are some of the worst movies you have ever paid to see (theater, video, download)? I'm ashamed to say that I paid money to see "Little Nicky" (starring Adam Sandler) in the theater. It was so horribly bad that I left after 40 minutes and played video games in the lobby until the movie ended and my friends came out. Quite possibly the least funny "comedy" ever made. Another train wreck that I had the misfortune of seeing in the theater was "Alexander" (starring Colin Farrell). It was more than three deliriously painful hours of homosexual flirting combined with some of the worst acting ever put on film. At one point I thought some 70's porn stars were going to walk on screen and start banging each other. Even worse, my girlfriend wanted to see it so I was forced to sit through the whole thing. Sometime into the third hour, Alexander gets a spear heaved through his chest and I stood up and screamed, "Yes!!!! He's finally dead!!!". Much to my displeasure, Alexander somehow recovers from his gaping chest wound and the story plods on for another half hour of homoerotic nonsense. Has anyone else seen some truly terrible movies that you care to share?