The treacherous path to $200k a year

[14:39] coolweb stop 10794 on 1/4 contract
[14:41] coolweb market never lets me any lee way, we shouldn't give the market any lee way

[14:47] coolweb Covered 1/4 NQ Short @ 10794 --> + 55

 

Hey coolweb

You mentioned that you were going to stop posting. Does this mean that you are going to continue to post your paper trades for a while longer?

By the way...when you're making up these trades, you should avoid claiming that your stops are your entry, 5 seconds after you've entered the position. That way a few newbs might actually believe that these are real trades - that's what you want, right?

You do want people to believe you, right? After all, if you didn't, why in the hell would you spend 6 months posting here and absorbing all this abuse??

Intriguing...

Have you paid down that loan you took on your credit card yet? The 350K loan? The one you seeded your trading account with? You do have a 350K trading account, right?



Thanks, Nik

 

Even if I traded these trades
with a crayon on a recycled paper.

You still can't even touch my performance


I trade in a room with over 10 traders in real time on FINANCIALCHAT server, You can come on the server and we'll see who has game.

But don't worry, haters believe what they want to believe no matter what,

these traders are all imagined up in my head.


The funny thing is many people might find my attitude disgusting which I don't blame them, I find it disgusting as well but its for a reason



but they find your personality/attitude so feminine and beta.

Beta boy. Let me dust you off my shoulders.


Thats good now. All dusted

Good day.

 

real traders can show their statements, simulator traders dont even have a history of their trades...

 

BARLI,


You have me all wrong,

I do not trade on a simulator.

I Trade with an aqua colored crayon on a recycled taco bell tissue paper.

 

I knew the promise about not posting anymore was too good to be true

 

[10:52] volente Shorts ym @ 10878
[10:53] volente stop 10888
[10:55] volente Covered ym short @ 831
[11:00] volente long ym @ 10831
[11:01] volente sold at 876
[11:01] volente shorts ym at 876

 

lol wtg$

 

Very Nice work Volente,
Of course I knew you would be on it, Good traders are always on it just like we said we were YESTERDAY

Great trades.

 

not bad for a days work. I found CoolWhip's simulator. Trading is so easy now. Let's take a look at the log:

[07:43] jackbyrd: ok folks, my system says the high in the ES futures will be 1265.50. Therefore, we will short at will below this price. Sell 1000 ES contracts at 1265.25.
The system projects a low for today at 1253.50. Therefore, we will place a buy limit at 1253.75.

[14:04] jackbyrd: I just awoke from my nap to find that I have been filled on my 1000 lot short at 1253.75. Let’s do the math. 11.75 x 1000 = 587,500. Not bad for a day’s work.

[14:06] shill1: WTG Jack! You are incredible!

[14:07] shill2: OMG, I’ve never seen anything like this in my life! How can I learn to be like you Jack?