The stock market is a prostitute that refuses to have sex with you

Discussion in 'Psychology' started by sub0, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. sub0

    sub0

    The stock market is a prostitute that refuses to have sex with you. You know she's having sex with millions of other people, they are happy. But she REFUSES to have sex with you. Why?

    Because she's a dirty whore and only cares about money. Show up with enough and you can take what you want. Show up with too little and you are fighting to get your monies worth and never do.

    Never let this whore stay the night with you. Have her leave the same day because you never know what is going to happen when you wake up. All your money could be gone. Or whatever she can carry out before you wake up.

    Never give this whore your rent money. She doesn't care where it came from, she'll take it and spend it on drugs.

    Think about that next time you place a trade.
     
  2. OttoMann

    OttoMann

    One word....Roofies!

    Adapt and overcome.
     
  3. Another retarded thread................:mad:
     
  4. Why is it the mkts fault? Maybe she was ready to bone you but you couldn't get it up?
     
  5. Scrody

    Scrody

    Maybe the market does in fact want to have sex with you. Maybe it just prefers non-consensual prison style sex as opposed to what you were hoping for.
     
  6. :D or BLEW your load to quick ( ie. trading too big too soon )
     
  7. GTS

    GTS

    Just admit you're gay...you'll feel better.
     
  8. sub0

    sub0

    Good to see some people still have a sense of humor. :D