I am a staunch believer that a technical trader should never stop inventing. Even when he should. Especially when he is bored out of his skull by low volatility. This morning while it was quiet I was watching a deprovement to a one-second code scrawl lazily across the screen, wondering if every time my head hit the keyboard I had missed something. Then I remembered several undicators I had created in the past to alert me to incipient somnolence. Among them were three I named Boredom, Volatoilety, and Tradeavolity. None was neither totally unsatisfactory or untotally satisfactory, so I gave up in frustration, but not before selling the undicators to a few suckers here on ET, long since burnt out and vanished. But today, I got it right! Smoothiness! Less than 20 SLOCs and a marvel of reuse spaghetti coding! High Smoothiness is good, one being as smooth as you can get (think George Clooney, whom I vaguely dissemble).