The smartest money says ignore ET

I appreciate the next-level amount of nitpicking that went into that puns exchange @Overnight and @BlueWaterSailor .

 

Back in USENET days, alt.callahans used to have pun wars; horrendous things in which making the audience flee into the night, screaming "Ewwwwww!" and holding their noses was the ultimate goal. I'm ashamed to say that I participated wholeheartedly...

 

you are a lot funnier in the overnight session, operating like a fine sturgeon with a scallop