The smartest money says ignore ET

Carp.

Ocean.

Carp.

OCEAN.

There's a reason that I didn't think of it.

 

Also: xgf with a carp. NOTE: not from the ocean.

(Replaced original pic with one where even the carp is giving you a fish-eye. Now that is a pun worth making!)

 

There is also freshwater Sturgeon! UGG!!!!

"..Most species are at least partially anadromous, spawning in fresh water and feeding in nutrient-rich, brackish waters of estuaries or undergoing significant migrations along coastlines. However, some species have evolved purely freshwater existences, such as the lake sturgeon (Acipenser fulvescens) and the Baikal sturgeon (A. baerii baicalensis), or have been forced into them by human or natural impoundment of their native rivers, as in the case of some subpopulations of white sturgeon (A. transmontanus) in the Columbia River and Siberian sturgeon (A. baerii) in the Ob basin..."

You spawn in freshwater, ye be a fresh-water fish in my book. Adapting to saltwater is a side-benefit.

 

Yeah, not quite freshwater either.

...still missing the boat (see, that's another one...) Most anadromous fish spend their lives in saltwater and only spawn in fresh - and that definitely applies to sturgeon. Better yet, Ted Sturgeon was in the merchant marine, SOOOOOOO...

 

Carp is Crap. my joke is still funny, and fish can DIAF. G'night, man. *And that would be a fish fry, hahha*

 

Pure parochial prejudice, m'boy; there are plenty of epicureans who prefer smoked carp to smoked salmon. Although I will admit that, if you don't know how to deal with those little Y-bones, carp can be a major pain to clean...

But yeah, fairly funny when coupled with Sturgeon. Even the East German judge gave you a 4. Be happy, and sleep well.

 

East German judge? Do you mean Miss Van Ike? Man, I hope I get a drug as good to fall asleep to. Wok wok.

 

I use ET as a reverse indicator, so definitely do not ignore this forum! There's so much potential

 

Eeeep. NO. And before you bring up Frau Farbissina and Una Brau... that's not it either.



Now, had you come up with a pun about the transfer cable designed by an American insect...




(A USB, of course. Duh.)

 

Correct, ES journal is a prime example. They all are long only.Even when the market is in a free fall they still can’t get off the toilet.Fade the living shit out of Conincity. A bunch of long winded babble.