The shot that was heard `round the world

You mean like Prepare for Armageddon in my pants?

LOL, yeah that pretty much works. But it sounds more applicable to the backside than the front.

 

LOL

There's an ES thread in my pants

 

The US will not bail out the EU

China will bail out the US

Yes, I could be wrong, just my 0.02

 

Eu? I hear Venice needs bailing out.

Very damp in Venice. They get serious rising damp over there.

Um.....my pants need bailing out, or "very damp....in my pants."


Hey , I thought you said that worked for any comedic situation?!?

 

your mother is great........in my pants

 

Iranian Clerics Call For Attacks And Suicide Bombings On Global Saudi Interests

(Do the Saudi's even have a military.)

 

I think they do and it looks a lot like ours, only smaller.

 

Highly virulent strains of B.anthracis (anthrax), E.pestis (plague) and H1N1 influenza virus (Spanish flu) simultaneously "escape" from a highly controlled biolab...

 

Apparently it wasn't controlled enough.

 

Someone can create implant translator for people. If the person have this implant, then any language they hear is translated to thier ear in their native language. Then everyone can talk to each other.