The second best handle on elite trader

So its quite obvious that I, Elitist Trader, have the best name on the site.

So I just wanted to know has the second best?

 

That's funny, your mother told me that I had the best "handle" that she has ever seen.

 

Even the elite need an Xspurt.

 

I thought you had claimed one of your many other "aliasses" was the best?

 

no im not a dirty scumbucket, i only have one alias