The Scar on Obama's Head: Possible Causes

Discussion in 'Politics' started by bearice, May 25, 2011.

  1. Lucrum


    "The Scar on Obama's Head: Possible Causes"

    Obviously its the number 666 tattooed to his scalp

    Or maybe he was dropped on his head as a child

    Or maybe a Kenyan lion clamped its jaws on BO's head

    Or maybe it's a large colony of head lice

    Or maybe he's an alien Manchurian candidate robot

    Or maybe he just missed that strip the last time he shampooed his hair.

    Or maybe Michelle hit him in the head with a 9 iron.
  2. It's been reported he received it in one of the 7 mysterious states he visited during 2008 when he still thought it was 2005.
  3. He's going for the Goth vote. "I was an Emo before I was a Goth".

    Maybe a Harry Potter thing. WduhFK.

    Could of had a penis removed. I like speculating.
  4. Ricter


    It's from his escrimador days.