. February 10, 2007 SouthAmerica: On Friday, February 9, 2007 The New York Times published an article - âFox to Begin a âMore Business Friendlyâ News Channelâ. The article said: No one has ever accused CNBC, the cable TV home of Jim Cramer, Larry Kudlow and Maria Bartiromo, of being antibusiness. Until now. Yesterday, Ruppert Murdoch confirmed one of the worst kept secrets in the media industry, that the News Corporation will start a long-awaited business news channel in the fourth quarter of this year. In doing so, he also took a shot at CNBC, the leading television business news outlet, vowing that the new channel would be friendlier to corporationsâ¦.â ******** I already can picture this new Fox Business Channel venture and the impact that they will have here in the United States. Here are some parts of the plans of Fox Business Channel in their effort of being friendlier to corporations operating in the United States. 1) Slogan: They already have the new slogan for the new Fox Business Channel: âThe only thing that matters is the bottom lineâ 2) They will be 100 percent behind corporations such as Enron, and WorldCom â and they promise to show the news regarding such corporations only as long there is good news - after a scandal becomes public you are on your own since Fox Business Channel would not waste time with bad news. Why waste valuable time mentioning to the public information about frauds, accounting manipulations, back dating of information, cooking the books and so onâ¦ That is negative information and bad for business and completely against the main objective of the new Fox business Channel of providing only good news from corporations. 3) Fox Business Channel will provide its viewers only with high quality information for example: None of that BS about âGlobal Warmingâ - but when there is a need to talk about that subject Fox Business Channel will provide to its viewers only the highest quality of information on that subject provided by the marketing department of the Exxon/Mobil Corporation. 4) The Fox Business Channel will give all the support to American corporations on their effort in exporting to other countries every last good paying job available in the US economy. 5) Fox Business Channel also will lobby very hard every US congressman and senator on behalf of US corporations to change some laws in the United States to be a little more business friendly â such as: A) To repudiate any labor laws in the US protecting child labor. B) To repudiate any laws that were passed to eliminate slavery in the United States. C) To eliminate any laws that protects the environment. D) To repudiate all the laws that created and sets the rules for a few government programs such as Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. E) To eliminate all laws regulating pensions in the US and also unemployment insurance. F) To eliminate any part of the US Constitution and Bill of Rights that might have a conflict with the bottom line of US corporations. G) After all these changes are done â Fox Business Channel will suggest an increase to the US defense budget to about 90 percent of the entire US Government budget â for the US government to be able to enforce the above changes against the American people as suggested by Fox Business Channel. H) Fox Business Channel also will supply the American government with ideas and some practical solutions for most problems for example: Since people will have no pensions to survive in the USA if they complain to the government the US government would give that person a one way ticket to Mexico and would not let that person return to the United States. If the person gets sick and need health care services â the US government would give to that person a one way ticket to Canada and also would not let that person return to the US. If any person is unemployed in the United States - the US government would provide that person with a job in the US Armed Forces and would give them the choice serving in Iraq or Afghanistan â and in the near future there will be even more choices to choose from such as Iran and North Korea. The major goal of the Fox Business Channel will be to provide simple and practical solutions as mentioned above. .