The Moronic Life of Tugger Carlson

Picturing somebody pouring a gallon into a thimble.

 

Ok, I'll be constructive. Picture seeing a big fat turd floater in a hotel swimming pool. A full eight inches and thick as your wrist.

Of course you want to fully check everywhere in the pool that is not the massive floating shit to know how you feel about it. That's perfectly normal.

 

While viewing the images of past Presidents on whitehouse.gov, I realize the image of Joe Biden is the most exceptional of all 46 Presidents. In a way. Joe Biden's image has the most headspace of all the Presidents, including images of Presidents in paintings.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/

There are a couple of ways I could base a narrative using this information, but I'll defer to the experts. Wink.

 

Let's see what other history we can have Tucker re-write besides January 6th.

JFK! NAZIS!: Tucker Carlson Mercilessly Mocked With Other Historical Rewrites
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jfk-nazis-tucker-carlson-mercilessly-075633684.html

 

Over a decade ago, one man stood up and warned us of the dangers of Tucker Carlson. That man was Tucker Carlson.

 

I reflexively check my sanity before I write this, but that man is a bonafide menace to the country.

 

You are a Marxist and accusing other people of lying? That is rich.