The Many Books Written by ET Members

Discussion in 'Politics' started by aphexcoil, Dec 19, 2002.

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  1. rs7

    rs7


    Commisso's titles are beyond the range of HTML and so I have been trying to work out reasonable interpretations. It is no easy task.

    I have been in touch with several eastern philosophers and religious leaders in a collaborative effort to somehow make an accurate rendering of Commisso's literary contributions. However, we have run into some snags. Technological incompatibility, language barriers, interpretive arguments, and geographical difficulties have (among other issues) contributed to the delay of this project. As you know, Commisso walks to a different drummer. And the "beat" is in many ways not possible to synchronize with the normal vibrations of the universe. It is well known that while the Universe in general vibrates to a fibonacci kind of tempo, Commisso has transcended even this, and so while his works are almost Godlike.....they must be repeated by word of mouth...it is not possible to write the thoughts of certain entities.....this too makes the task so incredibly difficult.

    The only link between Commisso and the normal human level of comprehension is tenuous at best. Fortunately, Commisso has exposed himself as merely flesh and blood by being a complete loser in the Fantasy Football League. If not for this, I would hold out almost no hope at all of coming to terms with even merely just giving titles to his many masterful works. But even so, I am struggling. And to contemplate beyond the titles...well that is just beyond the range of human comprehension. So the actual "text" of his works will never be seen in print. Journeys around the globe will be necessary to those who are interested in the actual content. And years and years of consultation with some very inaccessible thinkers. The cost of visas alone would put a dent even in the pocketbook of a guy like Bill Gates. As for me, I will exhaust all my energy just to come up with "titles" that will do justice to the concepts and the intrigue that gives us a mere glimpse into the deep recesses of Commisso's extraordinary mind.

    However, there is a small pamphlet that is commonly attributed to Commisso. Whether the work is actually his or not is open to debate. It isn't a book, but it at least has a title.

    "I Would Explain, But You Wouldn't Understand".......Publias

    Also, there is what can best be described as a notice of educational value (but not a book). Which can also be attributed to Commisso.

    "Be My Buddy, And Your Buddy List Better Be Damn Long!"....Commisso

    Peace,
    :)rs7
     
    #81     Jan 12, 2003
  2. rs7

    rs7

    No need for me to respond to these requests. Just ask Max. He knows more about me than I do.

    Peace,
    :)rs7
     
    #82     Jan 12, 2003
  3. Flow

    Flow

    I think you may have gotten the Okie Doke my friend...
     
    #83     Jan 12, 2003
  4. "Welcome into my bedroom" and

    "Welcome into my bedroom part II - Fiasco"

    study guides are also available.


    coming soon by various authors

    "When genius failed"

    "New money masters - how I made gadzillion madzillion dollars ... paper trading"


    (didn't want to offend anyone on the board, so left the authors' names out)
     
    #84     Jan 12, 2003
  5. You are a little late on this one, my friend...
     
    #85     Jan 12, 2003
  6. Sorry for the plagiarism. Will have to change that one -

    "When genius rulled - the fall and rise of the short term capital management" by ari_veru
     
    #86     Jan 12, 2003
  7. How about instead...

    "When incompetence ruled - the fall and rise of Short-Term Capital Mismanagement"
     
    #87     Jan 12, 2003
  8. Haven't read that one. Who's the author?
     
    #88     Jan 12, 2003
  9. Various.
     
    #89     Jan 12, 2003
  10. Potshots for Hotshots

    by LongShot


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    #90     Jan 12, 2003
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