The madness of King Donald

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Tuxan, May 5, 2025.

  1. Tuxan

    Tuxan

    An it continues:

    [SCENE CONTINUES IN THE ROYAL LAIR — ENTER GENERAL HOMONCULUS (clearly Tom Homan in full ICE regalia, chest puffed like a rooster in riot gear)]

    GENERAL HOMONCULUS:
    “Your Holiness, I bring good news! The raids are going tremendously. We’ve detained a family of seven and one undocumented chihuahua trying to flee a petting zoo.”

    DONALDUS TREMENDOUS:
    “Perfect! Tremendous! Nobody’s tougher on pet crime. Make sure the dog doesn’t vote Democrat.”

    BLACKADDER:
    “General Homonculus, may I ask—a purely academic question—when precisely does ‘just following orders’ become ‘actively auditioning for a Nuremberg sequel?’”

    HOMONCULUS:
    (earnestly)
    “Sir, we’re patriots. We don't write the laws. We just enforce them with unrelenting zeal, military hardware, and zero comprehension of irony.”

    BALDRICK:
    “That’s a bit like my auntie Maureen! She used to enforce bedtime with a broom handle and no teeth!”

    BLACKADDER:
    “Yes, Baldrick, but unlike your auntie Maureen, General Homonculus here has a badge, a press office, and a worrying fondness for paramilitary cosplay.”

    HOMONCULUS:
    “We prefer the term ‘Constitutional Cowboys,’ sir.”

    BLACKADDER:
    “And I prefer the term ‘historical foreshadowing.’ Shall I pencil you in for a cameo in the upcoming documentary Democracy: The Last Season?”
     
    #11     May 6, 2025