The Lying and Stubbornly Stupid

Discussion in 'Politics' started by bugscoe, Aug 31, 2010.

  1. 'Rand Fan' Impersonator Apologizes for Being an Idiot and Quits Columnist Job
    By P.J. Gladnick
    Tue, 08/31/2010 - 13:35 ET

    Does anybody out there remember Tyler Collins who earlier this month had the distinction of performing perhaps the worst political impersonation ever recorded? Collins later claimed that his "performance" at Kentucky's annual Fancy Farm picnic was just satire but for satire to work, it must have even a slight degree of credibility. Nobody bought Tyler's obvious act which was so humiliating that all he accomplished was embarrassing himself and becoming a Web laughingstock. In fact, "Rand Fan" Collins, who was also a columnist for the Crittenden Press, was so embarrassing in his entirely unconvincing role as a Tea Partier that even former fake Washington Post "conservative" Dave Weigel panned his pathetic act:
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    And here is Tyler Collins stubbornly remaining in stupid mode in response to a skeptical TV news reporter:

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    So now that "Rand Fan" Tyler Collins got busted and realized his pathetic attempts to make Senate candidate Rand Paul look bad completely backfired on him, he is forced to make an apology:
    Not to worry, Mr. Rand Fan. The world might have lost a horrible impersonator but it has gained someone who has proven his qualification to sit at the head of the table of the Dinner for Schmucks.