The Elizabeth Warren Story Just keeps Getting Funnier, this is the Cruelest Irony!

Not at all. They don't automatically think that anything and everything negative said about you and people like you is necessarily pure genius and comedy gold. They're rather more discerning. On the other hand, consider the maturity and intelligence level of one of your greatest fans:

You're in your 50s. Try not to derive too much satisfaction from impressing a pimply-faced pretend-adult idiot-boy.

 

WRONG! But then objective observation never was one of your strong points.


OTOH you excel at being a busy body and poking your nose into other countries business. You sure you're not really a neo-con?

 

Cherokee Genealogist to Elizabeth Warren: "Tell the Truth!!"

Wont Embed properly, if interested click the link.....

Liz Warrens new claim to Cherokee Fame is that she wrote a recipe for a cook book called "Pow Wow Chow." Imagine how offensive it would be if a white person tried to claim they were black because they had a killer recipe for fried chicken.....

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/vi...ogist_to_elizabeth_warren_tell_the_truth.html

 

Haha she is such a lying piece of shit..

 

Elizabeth Warren and the Indians: Secret emails revealed

11:45 PM 05/16/2012

TheDC Satire: As her efforts to prove that she has Cherokee ancestry became increasingly desperate, Democratic Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren reached out to a Native American leader earlier this month and asked for help. The Daily Caller has exclusively obtained the emails Warren sent to, and received from, the Native American leader, and they are reprinted here for the first time, in their entirety, and without comment.

FROM: Elizabeth Warren
TO: Undisclosed recipient
Date: May 1, 2012

Great Father,

As I’m sure you know by now, my opponent – a white man – disputes my connection to the tribe and our native soil. As our people say, “something only lives as long as the last person who remembers it,” which is why I need your help.

We struggle now to overcome the white man’s lies, but their untruths spread like great wildfires across the plains.

Scott Brown’s family history is written in blood, while ours lives in the oral tradition of our people. Now I need official identification to prove myself. Can you help me prove that we are kin?

- Sister Liz

FROM: Ted O’Connell
TO: Elizabeth Warren
Date: May 2, 2012

Howdy Hao Sister Liz,

It seems like you’re in quite the predicament! Fortunately, I think we at Cherokee Ted’s Resort and Casino can be of service.

We offer several special packages, but the one I think the one you might be interested in is the Authentic Cherokee Warrior Weekend. For $325.99 for the weekend, you and a companion will get a room, full access to the resort and casino, a special headdress, face paint and — perhaps most importantly for you — an authentic “I’m a Ted’s Cherokee Warrior” certificate and t-shirt. For an extra $25, we can upgrade you to the “chief” package, which includes priority access to the buffet reserved for the tribe’s most revered sages.

Remember, everything at Cherokee Ted’s Resort and Casino is tepee-riffic. Hope to see you here soon!

Best,

Chief Ted “Tomahawk Teddy” O’Connell
CEO and Founder
Cherokee Ted’s Resort and Casino

FROM: Elizabeth Warren
TO: Ted O’Donnell
Date: May 4, 2012

Great Father,

Thank you for you assistance — this should really help me scalp Scott Brown in November. I feel certain that my ancestors would be proud. Tell me: Is a vision quest, preferably with a medicine man, included in this package?

- Sister Liz

FROM: Ted O’Connell
TO: Elizabeth Warren
Date: May 6, 2012

Sister Liz!

I’m glad the spirits have brought us together again. But to be honest, I’m not precisely sure what the fiddlesticks you’re talking about. But let me take a shot at hitting the target with my bow and arrow.

We do have a registered nurse on premise 24/7, but as much as it pains me, she unfortunately conforms to the white man’s ways. So while she isn’t a traditional “medicine man,” she can get you aspirin if you have a headache.

On another note, I do want to alert you to an awful rumor being spread by Chief Sal Napolitano of Seminole Sal’s Casino Pow Wow. He’s been telling potential customers that I’m not an authentic Indian. But just like you shouldn’t ever accept blankets from British colonists, you shouldn’t accept anything Seminole Sal spouts as fact. Believe you me: I paint with all the colors of the wind.

Hope to see you around these parts soon.

Best,

Chief Ted “Tomahawk Teddy” O’Connell

FROM: ELizabeth Warren
TO: Ted O’Connell
Date: May 6, 2012

Drop the shit, Teddy — can you help me get the documentation or not?

FROM: Ted O’Connell
TO: Elizabeth Warren
Date: May 9, 2012

Bad news Sister Liz. As I write this, I’m drinking a stiff glass of firewater while the FBI raids my offices. As hard as it is to believe, Cherokee Ted’s Resort and Casino is crumbling to the ground.

The Feds are claiming that I am not a real Indian! Despite my protestations that my beloved mother, Colleen O’Connell, assured me that my great-great grandma, Claire O’Leary, was a full-blooded Indian and despite the fact no one can deny that I have perfect Indian cheekbones, the government isn’t buying it. In fact, they are claiming I committed a felony (or, more precisely, several felonies). It looks like I might be heading to that maximum security tepee called the federal penitentiary.

Just kidding!

Boy, it sounds like someone needs to take a few puffs of a peace pipe. Fortunately, Cherokee Ted’s offers an authentic peace pipe ceremony experience for just $150 — or free of charge if you spend 4 hours or more playing blackjack in the casino at $25 a hand.

If you reserve the ceremony now through me, I’ll even throw in an authentic-looking Cherokee Indian feather for your headdress. Who could possibly deny your Indian heritage if you wear it during debates?

All the best,

Ted “Tomahawk Teddy” O’Connell

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/05/16/e...indians-secret-emails-revealed/#ixzz1vBbxQfcG

 

This is tough for me cause I have supported Warren in the past for her tough stance against Corporate corruption and Wall Street scaming the public out of trillions, but I got to ask. If a republican Pale Face were to contribute to a book called Pow Wow Chow, what do you think the media reaction would be? If a republican white man had been touted as a person of color at some past job?
Oh Lizzy, what a tangled web we have woven for ourselves.

It's been three weeks since the Boston Herald first reported of Elizabeth Warren's past claims of Native American heritage. And while Warren, and her campaign for Scott Brown's Senate seat in Massachusetts, would clearly like to move past the controversy and turn attention to her criticism of Wall Street, political observers from both parties say there's only one person to blame for the ongoing chatter: Warren herself.

The latest news fueling Massachusetts gossip mills comes Thursday from the Herald, which reports that Warren, a Democrat, contributed five recipes to a 1984 cookbook titled "Pow Wow Chow," which was promoted as a collection of "special recipes passed down through the Five Tribes families."

Warren, who says her belief that she was 1/32 Cherokee came from "family lore," listed herself as a minority in a law school directory between 1986 and 1995. She was also touted by both Harvard Law School and the University of Pennsylvania—where she taught—as a minority and a "woman of color."

 

She was also touted by both Harvard Law School and the University of Pennsylvania—where she taught—as a minority and a "woman of color."
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A fine example of "tolerance" for bullshit. Warren is not the problem. The problem is everyone who allowed this bs to begin.

I wonder if every one of her students accepted her "woman of color" status at face value without question? If they did, shame on them. Our society is living a lie for what purpose?

 

This probably does her in. Too bad really cause I like her firm stance against crony capitalism.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/...self-native-american-employers-150158503.html

 

What's the law on native american status, anyway, a certain blood "quotient"?

 

"Warren says knowledge of her heritage was passed down to her through "family lore.""

Haha and I was descended from Dragons, family lore too.