We need a new Constitutional amendment. The office of the President will be known as "Dad". (or Mom if a female is voted in.) All references to the title "President" will be replaced with "Dad" or "Mom". All of Congress' constituents shall call their respective Congressman "Mom" or "Dad". Formal greeting. Emails and phone calls and in-person will not be responded to by any Congressman in office unless recognized by their official title. "Mom" or "Dad".