The economy is so bad that:

omg LMFAO, you're a funny one nutmeg!

 

The economy is so bad they're adding an N on the end of the DOW.

 

The economy is so bad that I saw a van full of LEGAL immigrants illegally crossing the border to Mexico.

 

China and India started to outsource production and IT to the US for its cheap labors.

 

Snow White laid off the seven dwarfs and hired the three stooges and a munchkin.

 

The economy is so bad that: the porn industry has gone tits up!

 

The economy is so bad that: the SEC is watching scrambled porn.

 

A hooker asked to borrow $100 until she can get back on her back

 

The economy is so bad that: The post office lost 3.5 billion last quarter.

(So far this is the federal government's most successful enterprise.)