Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by killthesunshine, Aug 19, 2010.
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..
how bad is the economy?
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
the economy is so bad...
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
My ATM gave me an IOU!.
Pizza Hut slashed prices. I thought that was amazing. Their pizza sucks, but now it sucks at lower prices.
Oh, the ba da bump stuff..........
The economy is so bad, that ......... uh,,,,,,, hmmmmmmmmmmmm it's so bad that........ uh,
Oh, Congress is running a "Bribe a Senator, get a Congressman free".
And, finally...I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
Jack Hershey's not losing as much money trading as he used to.
Hootie is down to one blow fish.
Since you work there why didnt you just go behind the counter and make them for yourself?
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