The differences between Shia and Sunni Muslims

CaptainObvious · Oct 5, 2015

Ricter said:
"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

"He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

"He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."
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Pretty much sums it up.

Ricter · Oct 5, 2015

jem said:
it wasn't the quality of the joke its that you have developed a pattern that every time you see a subject that is not good for the left... you try to diffuse it with a misdirection.

Posting that joke was an attempt to implicitly point out muslim differences are just like christian church differences. Which is ridiculous considering the scale of he violence. (I know a terrorist sympathizer's next trick is to bring up Northern Ireland -- so lets compare Isis, Iraq and Iran and Hezbollah to the NRA .)
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You need a break, you're seeing "a leftist in every shadow".

rangecontraction · Oct 6, 2015

They all believe in Islamic ideology.

ipatent · Oct 6, 2015

If we don't get them to fight, there's an unbroken stretch of them from the oil patch to the nukes.

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The differences between Shia and Sunni Muslims

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