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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Banjo, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. Banjo


    This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University .
    It was in the local newspaper and even
    Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
    with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
    He said he wanted to thank
    everyone for coming, many from
    long distances, to support them
    at their wedding.He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
    and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation
    he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of
    everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to
    open their envelope.
    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
    of his bride having sex with the best man...

    The groom had gotten suspicious
    of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he
    turned to the best man and
    said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
    to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

    Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said,
    'I'm outta here.'

    He had the marriage annulled
    first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding
    immediately after finding out
    about the affair, this
    guy goes through with the
    charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations
    in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
    commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception
    for 300 family members and
    friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week
    honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face
    when they see the 8x10 glossy
    of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
  2. Banjo


    Nuts, this guy was gonna be my new role model.:D :D :D
  3. Great post title.
  4. GregoryG

    GregoryG your role model is a guy who gets cheaten on by his fiancee with your best friend....
    so this is your dream... how bad is it now??